being alone with your friends parents
im still counting on one last wave of puberty to come really late and make me hot
just call me my wallet because im so fucking empty inside
I like Halloween in Australia because I can buy 5 packs of fun-size chocolates in preparation and know that at the end of the day the only bitch eating them will be me because no bitch kid trick-or-treats around here no matter how hard Woolworths tries to make it a thing.
i have abs………..olutely nothing
that pocket you just called hot? maybe it wants to be called beautiful
"okay class who wants to present first"