waitress: i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks
waitress: sir please stop cyring

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Best Tumblr  Responses photoset

me: *sees a bug in my house*
me: alright little homie its ok we all make mistakes, you do you, just keep a respectful distance
bug: *flies at my face*
me: first of all how dare you

disowns:

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when bae sets up a surprise date <3

poryqon:

#LEMONSQUAD IS BACK  (after 10 ppl leaving the network and getting many questions about re-opening apps)
//DONT DELETE THE TEXT OR YOU WONT BE ACCEPTED!!!!!//
RULES AND DETAILS
- Must be following BILLY and JiaQi- Reblogs this- You can like it, to bookmark but it won’t count as an entry.- Have your askbox/submit open- Fill out this lemon-scented application- Be willing to follow all lemons- Must reach a decent amount of notes so we can pick people
WHAT'S IN IT FOR YOU
- Cool new friends 
- Free lemons- A place on the network page- A follow from us + follows from the other lemons- promos and votes and such to become a successful blogger- a nice place to share you posts, selfies and lemons, so it will get notes- A page where you can discuss everything you want with fellow lemons. A really cool network tag that has 20+ posts with 100,000+ notes and tons of posts that get thousands of notes!  
WHAT WE'RE LOOKING FOR
- A friendly blogger (preferably humor/aesthetic but any is allowed)- good posts- active user- doesnt lie and follows us
ONCE ACCEPTED
- You’ll receive an ask with all additional information.- Add the lemonsquad badge- follow the other members, and they’ll follow you- track the tag: #lemonsquad2k14- join into the network group-chat blog- become a lemon

poryqon:

#LEMONSQUAD IS BACK
(after 10 ppl leaving the network and getting many questions about re-opening apps)

//DONT DELETE THE TEXT OR YOU WONT BE ACCEPTED!!!!!//

RULES AND DETAILS

- Must be following BILLY and JiaQi
- Reblogs this
- You can like it, to bookmark but it won’t count as an entry.
- Have your askbox/submit open
- Fill out this lemon-scented application
- Be willing to follow all lemons
- Must reach a decent amount of notes so we can pick people

WHAT'S IN IT FOR YOU

- Cool new friends 

- Free lemons
- A place on the network page
- A follow from us + follows from the other lemons
- promos and votes and such to become a successful blogger
- a nice place to share you posts, selfies and lemons, so it will get notes
- A page where you can discuss everything you want with fellow lemons.
A really cool network tag that has 20+ posts with 100,000+ notes and tons of posts that get thousands of notes! 
 

WHAT WE'RE LOOKING FOR

- A friendly blogger (preferably humor/aesthetic but any is allowed)
- good posts
- active user
- doesnt lie and follows us

ONCE ACCEPTED

- You’ll receive an ask with all additional information.
- Add the lemonsquad badge
- follow the other members, and they’ll follow you
- track the tag: #lemonsquad2k14
- join into the network group-chat blog
- become a lemon

Wait are u and Dan like dating
Anonymous

Ahahahahahahhaahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha no.
Many people have shipped us but dan and I are both in relationships.. Not with each other

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