I didn’t know this origin story, but it makes me happy on so many levels.
When the cashier hold’s up your $20 to see if it’s real
fun fact: we kind of have to make sure that the right president is in the water mark. because some asshole discovered a way of bleaching 5 dollar bills and then printing them as 20’s. so we are literally not trying to imply that you are bad person, we just have to make sure that abe isn’t hiding in the water mark
all i want is an apartment in a city and a decent job, a dog, wifi and a tv, and someone to have sex with
my office manager told me to make a sign for the copier which is out of order then had the audacity to tell me this was “unprofessional”
That’s one way to handle the heat.
I’m never gonna get over Ellen’s face
Games with English: insert the word “only” anywhere into the above sentence and consider how the placement changes meaning.
from mean to cute
when your runescape chick catches you with your club penguin chick….
Let’s be nothing… I heard it lasts forever.