weavemunchers:

being alone with your friends parents

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alecwoodlight:

im still counting on one last wave of puberty to come really late and make me hot

d0nn0:

just call me my wallet because im so fucking empty inside

hippies-like-us:

I like Halloween in Australia because I can buy 5 packs of fun-size chocolates in preparation and know that at the end of the day the only bitch eating them will be me because no bitch kid trick-or-treats around here no matter how hard Woolworths tries to make it a thing.

prohibiti0n:

i have abs………..olutely nothing

creatingtheimaginary:

tentakewl:

that pocket you just called hot? maybe it wants to be called beautiful 

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greetings:

"okay class who wants to present first"

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